MISSING:
Red House Garden Bench
It stands about 3 feet high, is made out of Tennessee sandstone blocks, and weighs approximately eleventy gazillion pounds.
It was last seen in the backyard last fall.
Sometime in the last few months it has gone missing.
Search parties have been sent out, combing the backyard and nearby areas for the vanished bench, but to no avail.
Here at the Red House Garden we are following every possible lead, determined to track down how this bench disappeared and what malevolent forces could have carried out such a deed. Garden authorities are currently in the process of rounding up and questioning the usual suspects.
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If anyone has any information pertaining to the whereabouts of this garden bench or would like to report possible suspicious Garden Gnome behavior in connection to this case (or in general), please contact your local garden authorities.
We certainly hope that this garden bench will be found in time for the spring gardening.
