FOOD EMERGENCY!!!

CALAMITY HAS BEFALLEN THE AREA.  THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH NUTS AND SEEDS!  ANIMALS ARE SLOWLY STARVING TO DEATH.  SEE THIS PHOTO:

THIS POOR, BRAVE, YET STILL HANDSOME SQUIRREL CAN BARELY EVEN CRAWL.  HE NEEDS FOOD!

PLEASE SEND AS MANY NUTS AND SEEDS AS YOU CAN FIND TO:

RED HOUSE GARDEN

RALEIGH, NC

HURRY, BEFORE THESE ANIMALS STARVE TO DEATH!

PS.  THIS IS MRS. RED HOUSE TYPING, NOT A SQUIRREL
PPS. WE, UH, I MEAN, THE ANIMALS PREFER PEANUTS AND ALREADY SHELLED SUNFLOWER SEEDS

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Hey, we got a weird message from Squirrel Headquarters - have any of you squirrels been sending the humans messages asking for nuts?

Uhh, noooo, it must have been Mrs. Red House!

Mrs. Red House is on vacation this weekend.

Uhhh... it was probably the birds, yeah, the birds..

look innocent, look innocent, look innocent...