Every year I have welcomed your presence despite the sugar comas and unnecessary calories you have added to our lives. I usually even enjoy your coming, as my kids do love the fun and candy you bring.
But was this really necessary?
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| half-eaten tulip plants |
You obviously decided to take a snack break right in my garden. With my tulips.
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| Don't look so smug, rabbit. |
I know you work hard on Easter and that my tulips probably looked like bunny candy to you, but really? Isn't that against the holiday spirit or something?
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| I doubt these will bloom now.. |
Next year, dear Easter bunny, I think you owe me some flower bulbs for my Easter basket. In fact, I think I would prefer that to candy anyway! And in return, I have lots of nice, yummy weeds that you are more than welcome to nibble on along the way.
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| Help yourself to all the dandelions and crabgrass you want - but stay away from my tulips! |
p.s. My kids probably still want candy.
